Wednesday, August 27
10:00:00 PM
A SICK JOKE, I know jolynn, rechelle and angela would like this :D
I think it's funny, HAHAHA!
While on vacation in Jamaica a married couple walked into a
shoe store. The Salesman said to them, "I have some
very special Jamaican sandals I tink you would be interested
in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals
after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you
into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try
dem on, Mon."
So, the husband, after Some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped
them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the
blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, rip ped down
his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaicans
hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the
wrong feet! You Got dem on the wrong feet!"
huiyi says:
my bro is the shittiest
huiyi says:
make people angry
huiyi says:
then come and act cute
huiyi says:
to ask for forgiveness
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
haha
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
but he is cute right ~~~
huiyi says:
yah
huiyi says:
he act cute one lor
huiyi says:
then i told him
huiyi says:
you know why i like tomboy
huiyi says:
because of you
huiyi says:
then he tell me
huiyi says:
you know why i so niang
huiyi says:
because of you
huiyi says:
then my mummy say she want go bang her head on the wall
huiyi says:
and drink more coffee to calm herself
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
okay
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
hah
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
wah lao
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
u all gaoxiao la
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
haha
huiyi says:
lol
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
seriously la
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
OMG
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
i am like laughing still sia
huiyi says:
so funny meh
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
yea la
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
lol
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
plus ur mum
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
lol
huiyi says:
lol
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
seriously sia
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
ur family is like so fun
huiyi says:
good what
SEE MY FAMILY IS ENTERTAINING AFTER ALL :D
