A SICK JOKE, I know jolynn, rechelle and angela would like this :D
I think it's funny, HAHAHA!

While on vacation in Jamaica a married couple walked into a
shoe store. The Salesman said to them, "I have some
very special Jamaican sandals I tink you would be interested
in. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals
after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the sex god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you
into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try
dem on, Mon."

So, the husband, after Some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped
them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the
blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, rip ped down
his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaicans
hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the
wrong feet! You Got dem on the wrong feet!"


huiyi says:
my bro is the shittiest
huiyi says:
make people angry
huiyi says:
then come and act cute
huiyi says:
to ask for forgiveness
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
haha
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
but he is cute right ~~~
huiyi says:
yah
huiyi says:
he act cute one lor
huiyi says:
then i told him
huiyi says:
you know why i like tomboy
huiyi says:
because of you
huiyi says:
then he tell me
huiyi says:
you know why i so niang
huiyi says:
because of you
huiyi says:
then my mummy say she want go bang her head on the wall
huiyi says:
and drink more coffee to calm herself
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
okay
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
hah
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
wah lao
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
u all gaoxiao la
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
haha
huiyi says:
lol
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
seriously la
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
OMG
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
i am like laughing still sia
huiyi says:
so funny meh
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
yea la
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
lol
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
plus ur mum
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
lol
huiyi says:
lol
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
seriously sia
[̲̅3̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] :::ⓗⓔⓧⓘⓐⓝ::: says:
ur family is like so fun
huiyi says:
good what

SEE MY FAMILY IS ENTERTAINING AFTER ALL :D

I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY NOWADAYS. THAT INCLUDES ME. I can't type paragraphs of words. Hate words. I am a unhappy kid actually.

I felt like blogging about my life but I've no time because my mummy want to play maple. Till then :(

For now!

WENXIN ! i don't know ! says:
HOI HOI NEVER LOVE ME !
WENXIN ! i don't know ! says:
ME ME ME ME
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
huiyi loves teddybear says:
i love you lah!
WENXIN ! i don't know ! says:
where got !
huiyi loves teddybear says:
got lor

See, I do love you okay. Please talk more to me, thanks!

Shall post about my life another day,
for now.

Happy early 11month dar :D

Had a talk with yiting on msn. So this post will be dedicated to her. Teddybear first, my life later, lol! Here are snippets of our conversation. READ IT, THANKS :D
I PROMISE YOU WON'T BE BORED!
Guess my life will be like tomorrow then post or later tonight :D

FIRST TELEPATHY :D
huiyi says:
hey love im back
yiting. it's time says:
hihi
yiting. it's time says:
haah i tagged 'hey love' on yr blog too!
huiyi says:
woohoo cool
huiyi says:
we;ve telepathyyyy
yiting. it's time says:
ahhhhhhhhh we have telephaty(:

CHIA SAYS SHE LOVES ME!
huiyi says:
so what are you doing now
yiting. it's time says:
i'm currently at my father's office.
yiting. it's time says:
boreddddd
huiyi says:
lol
huiyi says:
why are you there
yiting. it's time says:
but its not bored anymore since im toking to my love(:
huiyi says:
:D

THE TEDDYBEAR EPISODE
yiting. it's time says:
long since you call me teddy bear
huiyi says:
lol
yiting. it's time says:
you always call me chia now-.-
huiyi says:
but i;ll always remember you as teddybear
yiting. it's time says:
haha awwwwww
huiyi says:
lol
yiting. it's time says:
so whenevr you see teddybear you'll think of??
huiyi says:
you
yiting. it's time says:
yayayay
yiting. it's time says:
hohohohoho
yiting. it's time says:
ho ho ho

LOOK I'M BOOKED BY TEDDYLOVE! :DD
yiting. love hoho says:
we MUST go out aft prelims ok?
yiting. love hoho says:
nomatter what
yiting. love hoho says:
can go shopping,walk ard, or just sit down smwhere and TALK

THE MUSHY SIDE OF YITING IS REVEALED HERE! *gasps*
yiting. it's time says:
yeah
yiting. it's time says:
i think i see you most of th time during morning assembly
yiting. it's time says:
i'll be looking at 4d girls
huiyi says:
lol
huiyi says:
yeah i also got look at youuu
yiting. it's time says:
seaarching for you
yiting. it's time says:
haha
huiyi says:
lol!
huiyi says:
every morning i search for you too
yiting. it's time says:
really??
yiting. it's time says:
so sweet!!
yiting. it's time says:
me too acty

OUR SECOND TELEPATHY :D
huiyi says:
AHHHHHHH CHIA
yiting. it's time says:
AHHHHH HO
yiting. it's time says:
MISS YOU!!
huiyi says:
lol
huiyi says:
i wanted to tell you that
yiting. it's time says:
haha telepathyyy

SEE MY YITING SO SWEET OKAY!
huiyi loves teddybear says:
watching drama?
yiting. love hoho says:
nope..
huiyi loves teddybear says:
why
yiting. love hoho says:
err cause im still talking to you(:
yiting. love hoho says:
haha
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
yiting. love hoho says:
you?
huiyi loves teddybear says:
talking to you :D
yiting. love hoho says:
what are you doing?
yiting. love hoho says:
haha (:

SHE THINKS I'LL MAKE HER LOOK STUPID BUT STILL WANT SEE THE POST,
SEE YITING IS SO CUTE :D
huiyi loves teddybear says:
and pasting snippets of our convo onto my blog
yiting. love hoho says:
!!!
huiyi loves teddybear says:
HEHEHEH
yiting. love hoho says:
haha dont embarrass me!
yiting. love hoho says:
ho you evill!!
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
yiting. love hoho says:
haha i would like to see th post(:
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
huiyi loves teddybear says:
yeah you can see later :D
huiyi loves teddybear says:
soon actually
huiyi loves teddybear says:
but i will edit it if i like :D
yiting. love hoho says:
okay(:
yiting. love hoho says:
be quick!!!

SEE HER REACTION AFTER READING IT!
huiyi loves teddybear says:
done
yiting. love hoho says:
haha k i go see(:
huiyi loves teddybear says:
:D
yiting. love hoho says:
ahhhhhhhhhhh
huiyi loves teddybear says:
cool right my post
yiting. love hoho says:
so sweet!!
yiting. love hoho says:
know what/?
huiyi loves teddybear says:
what
yiting. love hoho says:
im so touched tht i crieddd
huiyi loves teddybear says:
aww really?
yiting. love hoho says:
haha yeah
huiyi loves teddybear says:
really?
huiyi loves teddybear says:
no kidding?
yiting. love hoho says:
YEAH...
huiyi loves teddybear says:
aww chia!!!
yiting. love hoho says:
PLEASE DO NOT PASTE THIS ON YOUR POST!!!
yiting. love hoho says:
hahah
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
huiyi loves teddybear says:
im gonna do it
yiting. love hoho says:
noooo!!
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol

OMG, SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ME MISS HER!
yiting. love hoho says:
haha i cant wait to go out with and
huiyi loves teddybear says:
go crazy
yiting. love hoho says:
and have a long long talk
huiyi loves teddybear says:
and listen to me talk right
yiting. love hoho says:
yeaahh
yiting. love hoho says:
yeah
yiting. love hoho says:
i can listen to 1213435465487934857493 hrs and wont get bored

I really really LOVE YOU CHIA :D
huiyi loves teddybear says:
im adding to my collection
yiting. love hoho says:
collection?
huiyi loves teddybear says:
snippets of our convo
huiyi loves teddybear says:
so i'll rmb when i reread my blog
yiting. love hoho says:
haaha
huiyi loves teddybear says:
:D
yiting. love hoho says:
i'll reread tht post over and over agn!
huiyi loves teddybear says:
LOL
yiting. love hoho says:
haah
yiting. love hoho says:
or maybe take a pic of it
yiting. love hoho says:
LOLLL
yiting. love hoho says:
but its too long
huiyi loves teddybear says:
posts dedicated to teddy must be long
yiting. love hoho says:
haha yeah
yiting. love hoho says:
i saw the edited one
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
huiyi loves teddybear says:
haven't end okay
yiting. love hoho says:
huh really??
huiyi loves teddybear says:
lol
huiyi loves teddybear says:
i know
huiyi loves teddybear says:
i can put this post under my fav posts
yiting. love hoho says:
haha you better!!!!
yiting. love hoho says:
haha
huiyi loves teddybear says:
:D
huiyi loves teddybear says:
i will
yiting. love hoho says:
(((:
yiting. love hoho says:
is it done??
huiyi loves teddybear says:
wait lah chia
huiyi loves teddybear says:
so impatient!!
yiting. love hoho says:
haha okokok

ABOVE ARE THE REASONS WHY I LOVE CHIA YITING BUT OF COURSE STILL GOT ALOT LAH, BUT NO NEED TELL YOU ALL because it's a secret between us ;D

Everyone is beginning to treat me like I'm their kid, lol!

There are certain people that I miss.

Studying in school is rather fun except that I was unglam -.-

Got back chinese O level results. People were depressed and some rejoicing. Frankly I don't really see anyone rejoicing, but to those who are depressed, there's still end year. By statistics, handfuls improve by the end of the year, so there's still hope! Cheer up and strive! Especially my dearest, don't be disheartened, because even though you may feel like it's the end, I believe that every cloud has it's silver lining.

Despite securing an A for my Os and buying lots of stuff, I am in a bad mood today. Didn't get to see dar. Didn't get to take my nap even though I laid on my bed for like one hour. Laughed too much and choked on rice -.- See what happens to you when you've bad mood.

Cake is to be collected on friday, four leaves the strawberry sweetheart is love ♥

Hahaha, look at this piece of carrot!
We can design carrots and sell them for a living right :D

THIS IS A LONG POST. Please do not read if you don't want to get bored. I just want to remember things :D

Yesterday went out with dar and friends. Well, it was to celebrate Zhengyu's birthday but I don't see much of a celebration. Our favourite past time was standing around in a circle in shopping mall in orchard deciding what to do next. The second favourite past time of the guys was to sing where are we going and dar would give that spare me please look.

Firstly, waited at tanah merah there the bus stop for dar to come and pick me up. He was late and therefore owes me something now. But he did get off the car and help me to open my door. Met up with zhengyu and cass at Cathy. Bought movie tickets and Jim was acting cute as usual. The rest came and we walked to Swensen's to eat, ordered the pizza but there was raw onions and I really think the food at Swensen's suck everytime I go there. Dar was damn cute, he took the ingredients I like out and arranged them on a piece of the pizza dough thingy to make me eat it then he ate the thing plain because he gave all the ingredients to me. Nice but poor dar right? Spent like 2o plus mins to settle the bill, what can I say about guys? -.- Decided to sit around in Swensen's longer because they want to make the GST and service charge more worthed it, actually cause we don't know what to do.

Walked back to Cathy and tried to sneak two people in but the Phyllis person at the door there don't let us in, well the trainee has to do her job. Dar said call your manager out and he settled the thing by exchanging our 'The Love Guru' tickets at 5pm to 'The Mummy' at 5.10pm. Zhongyi was damn pissed and did something silly like walking up to the Phyllis and then said oops sorry and turned to the other guy to check the tickets. Watched the movie and the plot wasn't too bad but just typical and the ending was funny but quite lousy in a sense. Like I've dreamt of it before, lol! I complained in the cinema about dar, but thats for us to know and you to find out. He treated me differently after that, so complaints are useful things!

Stood around in a circle after the movie. Dar wanted Pastamania and asked everyone if they wanted Pastamania, so two people objected and he wanted to know if more did, so he said please raise your hands if you don't want Pastamania, I stood beside him and raised my hand. Then he said Pastamania is out. The rest was like 'Omg, you biased', he replied 'minority wins'. Damn funny right? So after that the rest tried to psycho me into saying no when they didn't want to eat something and I said I was neutral so we didn't decide on anything but to walk along Orchard. Zhengyu suggested some prawn mee at the top floor of Heeren but it was under renovation, so here we go again.

We decided to walked around to other shopping malls. Dar wanted Takashimaya and zhengyu wanted Wisma. Then we walked and zhengyu wanted to go along with dar, guess they're used to it. But we went to Wisma in the end and ended up at Pepper Lunch somehow. There was no place so two people sat there to wait while the rest walked and sang where are we going behind us. Me and dar went into a shop and the rest went to the toilet. Walked back to Pepper Lunch where we ate. Found out dar was a sotong, we made a smiley face out of a piece of carrot that I didn't want, lol! Took a picture, might post it up later if dar decides to come online.

After eating, we walked around Wisma, don't know if there was 'where are we going' but we did stand in a circle and in the end decided to go home. Time flies, very soon we were on the MRT and dar insisted on walking me home because he's worried about me walking home alone. Took so little photos :( At the end of all this, it was 10.15pm and this chain of events started at 1.45pm.

Maybe I missed out certain things but I realised that dar is nice to me and yes he may be insensitive and not really romantic but the other parts of him makes up for that and he is willing to change even though I don't really see a need to except certain stuff :D

I wonder who survived till this line here -.-

AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT MY MUMMY'S PIZZA BREAD IS DAMN YUMMY! If open shop sure can sell till we die of exhaustion then I don't have to study for life. The earnings would be enough :D

I studied first four chaps of physics and slept till 5plus pm today :D
CHEERS!

Guess what, after walking for four whole bloody stations and not sweating and dying. I even felt damn good when everyone felt like vomiting or fainting. I got almost the same timing as last year, somemore last year I run till like OMG OMG OMG. What a crazy last year run!

Prelims are catching up with me. It's creeping to me yet I do not realise how near it is.

Tomorrow going out with dar and friends. Sorry hams, des and angela. I know hams and des want to play badminton and angela wants to go cut hair but anyway just know that I'm super sorry okay :D I still love you all as much! :D

我什么都愿意为你。

Hams came over to study yesterday and she used my com to do her stuff, deprived kid she says. We'd some fun laughing and doing a little work. SHE TOOK UGLY PHOTOS OF ME, thanks hams!

Played badminton with my brother and some indians, they're very entertaining. I don't see why people should be so racist. Indians are people too you know! They taught us how matches are carried out, quite cool lah, all the line thingy and stuff. They very one man show one cause they're adults and we as kids can't match up to their standard. Got once my brother just stood there and let his partner hit all, then he hit and hit and run all over the court. Till he couldn't take it anymore and just flopped onto the floor saying, "Do you expect me to hit all that?" We had different partners but they're all very encouraging, and they do not smack the shuttlecock to us but only to themselves. They like to tap rackets as a form as a hand shake. Told dar that we played with indians then he told me that they might kidnap, racist racist. Imagine playing badminton with small kids then the small kids tell you, don't kidnap me okay! I bet you'll feel very sad, lol!

Hams is not going to school tomorrow. Hams and vanessa is like my mamas in school and all around, lol!

Life on sunday is boring.

I promise that I won't jump to conclusions again, thanks for being so tolerating. I know I've been selfish. Dar is very lovable :D

Going to go off!

Today played badminton with hams and des. Laughed at them and myself till I almost died. Had fun!

Was supposed to go swimming with angela but couldn't because I went to tell my mummy if one day I died don't burn paper money and all the stuff for me then she scared. Sorry angela if you ever ever read my blog. Talked to you the phone for hours. Don't worry so much about not being able to make it, I think he's just too experienced and you don't know his routine. Newcomers are always easier to please and more funny. HAHAHA!

I'm so tired. I want to go sleep OMG.

Hams should be coming over tomorrow, lol!

Do you really know me?

Leave your thoughts

Goodbye

But it's a part of me

Nerve wrecking ain't it?